humansofnewyork:

"You can make about 75% more money with a cat on your head than you can with a cat on your shoulder."

humansofnewyork:

"You can make about 75% more money with a cat on your head than you can with a cat on your shoulder."

Night Vale Quotes: 5/? A Photoset About Them Edition and you were concerned. This is a photoset you were never meant to see

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fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

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setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours

setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours

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dizzysdomain:

shoona:

If you are having a bad night here is a drawing if a snake wearing a boot

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hopeful-melancholy:

Palestinian lady collects gas bombs fired by Israeli army. She grows flowers in these bombs.

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[get to know me meme] 9 TV Shows - Past(1/9): The Lizzie Bennet Diaries

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dreaminghermione:

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

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